Let’s Chew Some Gum, Y’all

This event is part of the Austin Events 2020 wall calendar’s Secret Unpublished Event Series.

Anyone want some gum?

I got some gum I can share with y'all. Come on down and get a piece. I also have some fake moustaches if you feel self-conscious about your chewing and want to distract people from looking into your mouth so much.

Things to know:

  • This is for real.

  • None of this gum has been previously chewed.

  • If you already have a real moustache, I'll have some masking tape you can put over it to make it look like you don't have a moustache. Then you can put on the fake moustache and fool everybody.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

WHAT.

My name is Mike Stefanik, and I’m the creator of the Austin Events 2020 wall calendar. 

YOU MAKE THE YELLOW WALL CALENDAR I SEE AT HEB AND OTHER PLACES?

Yes. 

SO THESE EVENTS ARE ON THAT WALL CALENDAR?

No. This is the Secret Unpublished Event Series.

THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THEM?

If secret, low-budget, experimental events appeal to you, then I’m doing them for you. (And people like you.)

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I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS EVENT

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