Note: These events are from the 2020 promotional event series.

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Last year, my marketing team said I should spend money on internet ads.

But I know my customers don't want internet ads. They want events.

So I decided to spend the whole marketing budget on events I’d invent myself.

These events were experimental, low budget and for the most intelligent, fun and attractive of Austinites (like you).

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In case you are wondering: There are many amazing Austin events in the Austin Events 2020 and 2021 wall calendars, but these promotional events are not in there because they are secret and experimental.

Past Events

Turkey Volcano Thanksgiving

Various Dates: Giant Cornhole

Austin Stationary 5k

Who’s Your Height?

How Many Extension Cords Can We Put Together?

Coozie Turn-in Program

Did you know? Ancient Austin Pyramids.

Anything-but-drums circle. Drums OK, too.

Santaur - Half Santa, Half Reindeer

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Mystery Event at theSARF.org on 37th Street

Count to 1000!

I Made a Technological Time Machine

Show Up and Get an Award.

SHOW UP AND GET AN AWARD - EVENT RECAP

I Got a Bag of Wigs. Let’s Wear Them.

I Made an Extra Cup of Coffee. Who Wants It?

Let’s Chew Some Gum Y’all!